NEWSFLASH: 1/28/14
1) A new keychain detects dirty diapers
2) Girl Scout cookies release gluten free option
3) Dukes of Hazzard turns 35 today
4) “Lucky horse named Moonshine rescued from deep, icy hole”
I have thoughts on all the above:
1) What happens when I lose my keys?
2) But I like gluten…
3) Ugh
4) Too many ironies in this headline to point them all out